Monday, December 22, 2008
It's Monday night in the Tritown, and I'm sitting here drinking brandy and watching Click for the 9th time in 3 days. It sucks because I can't even hear the damn tv over my perpetual sneezing. And I'm not one of those people that sneezes like a neutered kitten either. A Davison sneeze is a violent nasal explosion.
I think it really feels good to fill the air with a fine mist of bacteria. It is the season for giving after all. It would suck being the only one in your family with Salmonella or Epilepsy. Just let a good sneeze go in your brother's sandwich or your uncle's chowder and share the wealth.
"Hey Mary, I didn't know you were dyslexic." "Yeah my cousin sneezed in my eggnog, the bastard."
at 7:20 PM