Monday, February 2, 2009

Lemons, Maple Syrup, & Cayenne Pepper Diet Prologue

The diet is called the Master Cleanse, but it's basically a fast. You mix juiced lemons, maple syrup and cayenne pepper with water and thats all you eat for 7 days. No food, no alcohol, no tobacco. People lose like 10 pounds or more and it supposedly does all this mumbo jumbo shit to your metabolism and GI tract and eliminate toxins and all this bullshit. Whatever. If you take in 500 calories a day your gonna lose weight anyway. I think its a hoax really.

The real reason I'm doing it is to see if I can get through it. It is going to be mentally draining and a real test of body, mind, and spirit. I have to become one with the diet. We'll see how it goes. No food for 7 days. Starting tomorrow. Stay tuned.

Oh, and props to everyone who voted for banging ugly chicks.


  1. wow guy. good luck with that

  2. Brett, it is quite possible you will die, but hell, I'll watch it lol!


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