Every house has what I like to call a Billmaster. The Billmaster is usually the person who ends up having to put their name on the cable and electric accounts. Because of this, this person has the unfortunate responsibility to make sure the house's bills are payed on time. My roommate Ben, the Internet's Biggest Sensation, is the Billmaster of our house.
You know the stupid line on the check where you're supposed to write what the check is for? Yeah, I don't do that.
FYI: I don't live at that address anymore so stalkers/rapists hit me up on Facebook and I'll invite you over for tea.
Finally, Ben saw me writing the check and specifically asked that I put nothing there.
RED SOX OPENING DAY TOMORROW BABY.