Monday, February 9, 2009

Master Cleanse Day 7 and Conclusion

Starting Weight: 211

(not sober at all)

MD: cant believe you got thru a whole friggin week without eating one single solitary smackeral of food. god bless you. you've given everyone with a lil pudge or a muffin top hopeee

While losing weight wasn't the only goal of this project, it should be addressed that I lost 8 fucking pounds in 7 days. How crazy is that. I'm truly an inspiration to many.

I wouldn't recommend this to anyone trying to lose weight though. There are way easier and healthier ways to lose weight than starving the shit out of yourself.

It's sick to be able to do something that no one else thought you could do though. That's mostly the reason I did this. It's a test of mental strength, physical restraint, and self control. Bow to your Sensei.

For those of you wondering what I made for my first meal back in action, here it is:

Two glasses of Evan Williams
Nachos with sour cream and salsa
AND Spaghetti with meatballs and meat sauce

Spaghetti With Meat Sauce by Food Trails.

And I ate myself absolutely retarded. I mean I really pigged the fuck out. I was lying in bed trying to sleep and i had to keep my hands above my head to give my lungs room to expand. I felt like such shit that my girlfriend had to come over and talk me down from the roof. So if you're going to be dumb enough to try this, promise me you take it easy on the eighth day.

And now we can finally bid this project fucking adieu.

Anyone need a lemon juicer?


  1. what a nice gf ;)

  2. yes i call the lemon juiceer send it to tallyy asap

  3. those foods have a striking resemblous to the pics i send you you had fantasies all wk long bout em


  4. brett dude good job u rock i wanted to try this but me and my hunger didnt stand a chance u are right its totally mind over matter, and i do bow down to you, Sensei

    did u...... know that i read these?

  5. yes, doesnt everybody read these?


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