Whenever I'm out in public, at least 6 people come up to me and tell me I look like Dale Earnhardt Jr. One time on a cruise I was making my way to the casino when I was accosted by this elderly southern couple. They were convinced I was really Dale Jr. and insisted that I sign their shirts and take a picture with them. I had no idea how to spell Earnhardt, so i just scribbled Dale and put a little star next to it. Idiots.
One time at a Sox game the lady sitting behind us tapped me on the shoulder and said "You know, you look at lot like Kevin Federline". I said "Thank you." She followed that up with, "oh honey, that's not a compliment", and she laughed and laughed.
Fuck my life.