If you were thinking to yourself, "Brett seems like he would be a pretty big prankster. I wonder what kind of shenanigans he's going to pull on April fools day. I also wonder what this milky discharge coming out of my dick is.", then you're a pretty smart fucker. And you have gonorrhea.
So my advice to you would be to infect as many people as you can before seeking medical attention, and stay tuned Wednesday and Thursday for the April Fools Day Spectacular.