Sunday, April 5, 2009

"Check" It Out

Every house has what I like to call a Billmaster. The Billmaster is usually the person who ends up having to put their name on the cable and electric accounts. Because of this, this person has the unfortunate responsibility to make sure the house's bills are payed on time. My roommate Ben, the Internet's Biggest Sensation, is the Billmaster of our house.

You know the stupid line on the check where you're supposed to write what the check is for? Yeah, I don't do that.

FYI: I don't live at that address anymore so stalkers/rapists hit me up on Facebook and I'll invite you over for tea.






































Finally, Ben saw me writing the check and specifically asked that I put nothing there.

RED SOX OPENING DAY TOMORROW BABY.

4 comments:

  1. haha. you are one silly guy.

    meow

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  2. I realize the check comments were supposed to be funny but other things caught my eye and I found them funnier:
    1. You writing. I love boy writing because it's so weirdly cute - except boys who have nicer handwriting than me. Then I think they're freaks
    2. just click "Name/URL" enter your damn name and type ur damn message. but keep in mind i have a fragile ego - Just noticed that now
    3. Your signature. I feel like I could sign for Brett Davison cause it's different every time and looks like a giant B and then scribbles

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  3. dont forget the latest and greatest installment....."peep show"

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  4. i went to jr high with you and found your blog i never knew how funny you were...i love your blog <3

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just click "Name/URL" enter your damn name and type ur damn message. but keep in mind i have a fragile ego